I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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