The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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