my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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