Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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