It's like God shit irony all over that family
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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