do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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