at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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