): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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