She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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