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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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(309): View more from Illinois

In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.

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gotta love wednesdays

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(303): View more from Colorado

I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on

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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit

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(732): View more from New Jersey

thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?

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(706): View more from Georgia

My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...

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(425): View more from Washington

I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.

(385): View more from Utah

You had cocktails, didn’t you?

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