I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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