What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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