Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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