were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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