Dual....:-)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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