Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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