i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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