Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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