I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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