We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
try to milk me bitch
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