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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(954): View more from Florida

i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night

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(514): View more from Quebec

in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(815): View more from Illinois

Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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