At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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