belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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