$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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