just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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