How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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