He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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