My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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