How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
