oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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