big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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