She said her name was "party"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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