Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
dude. I can hear the air.
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