pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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