I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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