D3 body, D1 cock
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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