I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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