In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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