gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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