I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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