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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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