every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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