Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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