Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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