Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My cat gives me a boner
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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