I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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