I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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