Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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