So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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