shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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