i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So much Jack, so little girl.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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