At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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