Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Someone signed my nipple.
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