if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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