My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
