no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
